Going Monstering by Edward Lee

Author:Edward Lee [Lee, Edward]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

"Naw," one of the guys said, "These chimps are about three times stronger than the strongest man, but that's 2000-pound test chain. Ain't no way they can bust it, and even if they did, they probably wouldn't kill ya."

"Yeah," the other guy laughed, "but they'd sure as shit fuck ya!"

"Chop-chop, girls," Kezzy said. "Oh, and off with your clothes."

"Bullshit! I'm not stripping for monkeys!"

Kezzy shrugged. "Fine. Then leave. Shall I call you a cab?"

Oh my God, I thought.

"Chimps get excited by the sight of naked human females," the bitch added. "They'll be more accommodating if they're happy." Moaning, me and Hannah stripped, and when we were both nude, the things —Buddy and Ollie, for fuck's sake —started howling again and wouldn't stop. They were already pulling boners! Think positive, think positive, I kept telling myself.

"And, my God, they stink!" Hannah bawled.

"Aw, shit, Hannah, they don't smell as bad as those bums the other night, and probably half those rednecks," I mumbled. "And, look. Their dicks are tiny." "Wonderful!" Kezzy said. "Always looking at the bright side. A positive outlook will always forge a better future. Hannah, you should take a lesson from Ann. With Ann, the cup is always half-full, not half-empty. Her observation is quite correct. A chimpanzee erection averages eight centimeters, that's about three and a half inches."

I elbowed Hannah. "See. This won't be so bad." "And their typical seminal discharge is only a third of the average man's —oh, and you'll both be happy to know that chimps tend to achieve orgasm after only about nine seconds of direct stimulation."

"We can do this, piece of cake," I said.

But then Kezzy said, "That's the good news."

Me and Hannah glared at her.

"The bad news is, though chimps come quickly, they also refract quickly." "What the hell's that mean?" I snapped. "The average Pan Troglodytes, after achieving orgasm, has the ability to regain erectile and ejaculatory competence in less than a minute. We can't let you ladies off too easily, now can we? That is why you'll each be required to blow your chimp three times."

Hannah wailed, but I thought, It just gets sicker and sicker. "Come on," I told Hannah and pulled her toward the back. "Come on-come-on-come-on!" and when we got closer, the chimps started howling so loud it sounded like we were in the middle of a fuckin' jungle. I guess the one I got was Ollie —fuck. I just got down on my knees and started sucking its pecker, and once I did that, Hannah started too. It wasn't so bad —at least not as bad as you'd think blowing a monkey would be — kind of like sucking back and forth on half a Slim Jim, but I'll tell you, the second the monkeys had their dicks in our mouths, they went crazy with these "ooo-ooo-ooo" sounds. Kezzy wasn't kidding about coming fast, either. After six or seven sucks on Ollie's little tool, he shot his load in my mouth. Tasted pretty much like a guy's jizz, I guess.

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